^You have some issues to resolve, xXx!
Well I guess kids would laugh at you, a few would take quick snaps of your exhibitionist self, decent ladies would hide their eyes in shame while still trying to take a quick peak, repressed gays would lurk at your rear and drool for days, a few stray dogs would chase you for a hot-dog, some beggars would join your procession mistaking you for their savior, wannabe nudists would feel liberated, senior citizens would chatter about moral values in modern society, girls would let out a devilish laugh while commenting on your size, boys would compare theirs with yours and a few monkeys would be spanked that night.
What if you hadn't asked that question?
