An Army driver was chauffeur to a Major who was a notorious womanizer. One day, the major saw a lovely girl. “Turn the car around,” he ordered.

The driver promptly stalled the car. By the time he had re-started it the girl had vanished.

“Driver,” said the major, “you'd be a total loss in an emergency.”

“I thought I did pretty well,” the driver said. “That was my girl.”