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 Old 22 Apr 08, 12:09 PM
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Wink Salesman....!!!

Ek bar ek Shopping Mall ne ek naya gujarati salesman hire kiya. Income din-ba-din
badhne lagi-din dugni, raat chauguni.

Boss ne socha is ladke se mujhe milna hai. Boss Mall par aaya, usne
dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bechraha tha.

Woh door khada ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne lagaa.
Ladke ne fishing-rod bech di. Customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, ladka
bola Rs.800/-.

Yeh kahkar ladke ne customer ke shoes dekhe aur bola, itne mehange
shoes pahankar fishing karne jayenge? Ek sport shoe bhi kharid lijiye,
customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye.

Ab ladke ne kaha talaab kinare dhoop mein baithna padega, ek cap bhi
kharid lijiye to theek rehega, customer ne cap bhi kharid li. Ab ladke
ne kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut intezar karna padega, kuchch
eatables, wafer, biscuits, bhi le jayiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid
liye. Ladka bola machli pakdenge to rakhenge kahan ? Yeh ek Rs.100/-
ki basket bhi le lijiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid li.

Ab total bill bana Rs.2000/- ka.

Boss bahut khush hua. Usne ladke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to kamal ke
salesman ho. Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa . . aur tumane usey
itna sara samaan bech diya, very good.

Ladka bola, ' Sir, woh aadmi to 'Stayfree' napkin kharidane ayaa tha
uski biwi ke liye, maine kaha, char din tu ghar par kya karega, '"Jaa
Machli Pakad'”
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