so this guys mother in law comes to visit

and he just hates his mother in law so he decides to go out for a drink

he comes back to find his mother in law on the ground

he calls the police and goes to the hospital

the doctor says iv got good news and bad news

he goes ok give me the bad news first

you mother in law had a really bad stroke

it has left her paralyzed

so you will need to clean her and feed her for the rest of her life

and she can not to go the bathroom by her self

you need to take her to the bathroom and clean her for the rest of her life

the guy says “o man….wh….whats the good news

NAW IM KIDDIN SHE DIED