Mr. Govinda suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous detective, Mr. Sharuk to watch and report any activities that might develop.
A few days later, he received this report as follow :

Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree, no see more.
NO FEE !!!