Well let me start,

I have just received reports from informed sources that THE current "sad" state of Indian cricket is because the players are being paid to perform in such a way as to make the whole Nation sad! .. The sources further added that one Miss Ekta Kapoor is behind the whole thing since she gets a larger Audience (read whole Nation, not just house wifes) to reach out too and spread her sadness.

Don't be surprised if you see Cricket with a "K" in the near future! = KRICKET