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1. 79% of the guys do not wash their jeans before using them for a month at least. 90% of them say they wash it everyday in the presence of their girlfriend or mother.

2. 88% of the people who hate Windows and Microsoft can't operate any other operating system and have not heard about any other word processor than MS Office.

3. 92% of people who enter a mall empty handed come out empty handed too.

4. 69% is the probability of a person boasting to be an occasional drinker to get sloshed in a party.

5. 81% of B School students subscribing to Economic Times or Business Standard use it only as 'raddi'.

6. 21% of the newspaper readers wonder which 'page 3' do others keep talking about.

7. 99.99% of people who talk about open mindedness, modern thinking and legitimacy of pre marital sex would beat the shit out of you if you put their mother or sister in question.

8. 14% of the people who call their dads "Dad" and moms "Mom" actually ever address them by these words. 90% of the remaining still use the words "Mummy" and "Papa"

9. 98% of what you are taught under professional courses is not useful in any profession

10. 84% of all film lovers claim to have loved Schindler's List, Citizen Kane and Lawrence of Arabia. 80% of those slept through these movies.

11. 91% of those who claim Marlon Brando to be their favorite actor have never watched any movie of his other than The Godfather.

12. 73% of those who criticize cricketers on their batting techniques have never played a single perfect cover drive in life

13. Only 18% of multiplex goers ever buy popcorn there if they are not with their girlfriends.

14. 100% buy popcorn in the presence of girlfriend

15. The probability of the ugliest chick being the one with maximum make up is 99.66%

16. The remaining 0.34% is when either an actress or an eunuch is around.

17. 81% of all creative ideas strike when one is in the loo.

18. 74% of the people who happen to look at their watches at 12 o'clock in the presence of a Sardar follow it up with a glance at the Sardar.

19. The time spent by a guy with a beautiful wife looking at her is 0.5%. Remaining is the time spent by him checking out whether some one else is checking out his wife.

20. 78% of bachelors consider a pack of Maggi as a good Dinner.

21. Only 2% of the students in a class write completely original assignments. 10% copy from those 2%. 25% copy from those 10% and 63% copy from those 25%.

22. 62% of comments on forums and blogs are just "Nice post" or something meaning similar.