stranger to sardar: are u married?
sardar: ya i m married to a female!
stranger: stupid! kabhi kisi male say b shadi hoti hai kia?
sardar: han meri sister ki hui hai!


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Sardar to hid friend: agar Ghajini main Kalpana ki jaga Amir Khan mar jata to movie 500 crore ka business karti!
friend: kaise?
sardar: kyun k Kalpna ko har cheez apni body pay likni parti


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1 sardar ko 1 admi mobile par tang karta tha
sardar then buy a new sim and send him the text: main ney new sim le li hai! ab tang kar k dekha!

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Sardar saw a man stealing a purse.
Theif: there is 1k in the purse. we can take 50-50
Sardar: ok ... ok but what about the remaining 900?

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