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 Old 29 Jun 09, 07:41 PM
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Default Lowered Expectations
What A Woman Wants In A Man Before She is 40

Handsome
Charming
Financially Successful
A Caring Listener
Witty
In Good Shape
Dresses with Style
Appreciates the Finer Things
Full of Thoughtful Surprises
An Imaginative, Romantic Lover

What A Woman Wants In A Man After She is 40

Not too ugly
Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
Works steady
Doesn’t nod off while she’s emoting
Usually remembers the punch lines of jokes
Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
Knows not to buy champagne with screw-on tops
Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
Shaves on weekends.
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