am guessing really

lets see
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of its bottle?
cos you need a material of differnt chemical composition for it to form a gelling medium. thats the whole point of glue anyway
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
cos smoking companies pay them to

plus they are selling them at high traffic places but doesn't mean you have to smoke them there.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

to show your age i guess
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

show me a laughing cow, then i will comment
