U live in Texas when..
COMPUTER TERMS - TEXAS TRANSLATION:- LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
- LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
- MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove.
- DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truck
- MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin' the farwood
- FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
- RAM: That thing tha splits the farwood
- HARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in the winter time
- PROMPT: What the mail ain't in the winter time
- WINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outside
- SCREEN: What to shut when it's black fly season
- BYTE: What them dang flies do
- CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
- MICRO CHIP: What's in the bottom of the munchie bag
- MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields
- DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife
- LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps
- KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang truck keys
- SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knives
- MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
- MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse hole
- MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof
- ENTER: Northerner talk fer "c'mon in, y'all"
- RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya can't 'member what ya paid fer the rifle
Last edited by MA5K; 24 Jun 07 at 08:23 PM.
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