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 Old 7 Sep 07, 06:50 PM
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Meanwhile its now being alleged that Shahid Afridi is playing politics and is responsible for the incident. This has been said by Shoaibs brother.

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My news service was at the scene and has compliled this exclusive report for FE. Remember this is only for FunEnclave and please please, don't change the site,,,


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And we are back.... Gentlemen, we have the exclusive scoop on the Shoaib Asif Incident, what caused it, the exclusive exchange that followed and how its being played out right now...Here we go..

This is the incident:



Shoaib with Afridi:
Shoaib: "Now that all senior members have left, (for ICL) i am the senior most member of the Pakistan team, infact i am now the new Imran Khan of Pakistan team"
Afridi:hahahahahahah heheheheheheh hoohohohohohoh... please please... control, i can't stop laughing. hehehehe Shoaib as Imran of pakistan.. hahahahaha



Later, Afridi goes to Asif and this is what happens
Afridi: Janaab, this Shoaib miyaan has been calling himself Imran Khan of our team now that our bade janab Yousaf has gone also.....
Asif: hahahahahahah heheheheheherhehhohohohohohoh



Asif can't control himself, he goes to Shoaib to pull his leg
Asif: Yeh mein kya sun raha hoon janaaab hehehehe... kee aap apne aap ko pakistan ke bade miyan.. keh rahe hain (you calling yourself the big bro of pakistani team)?
Shoaib has lost his cool by now, as it is jury is still out if he has any cool in his head
Shoaib: Jaida hee hansi aa rahi hai tujhe, haaan.... ruk abhi batata hoon, ruk tu....
Asif: hahahahahahhehehehehehehehhohohohohohoh
Shoaib grabs the nearest bat and
hits Asif squarely with it..
Shoaib:badi hansi aa rahi thi naa, le ab bat kha,,, hans ab han.... hahahahahahaha





The above conversation is based on true incidents. The dialogues have been reframed with a bit of masala but the settings and the events are as they happened. You now know that:
1) Its dangerous to joke in pakistani cricket team.
2) Never laugh with a person who has a bat in his hand


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