A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and said, “I’m looking for a spouse. Can you please help me find a suitable one?”

The marriage officer said, “Your requirements please.”

“Well, let me see. He needs to be good-looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. He has to be willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don’t go out. He must also tell me interesting stories when I need companionship for conversations, or be silent when I want to rest.”

The officer listened carefully and replied,

“I understand. You need a television.”

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