> Facts about Salaried people

Bank Balance
First Week : 10,000
Second Week : 1,000
Third Week : 100
Fourth week : 10

Conveyance
First Week : Auto ("I can afford it")
Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am
selfless!")
Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public
transport")
Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health")

Girl friends
First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")
Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her")
Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"


Mobile Maintenance
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile
is invented for")

Second Week : Restricted o! utgoing calls ("I should not
create unnecessary
traffic on mobile lines")
Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used
in urgent
situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call
her until she
calls me")


And last....but not the least...

Boozing
First Week : "Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!"
Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Goa. Let's go
to that restaurant"
Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our
house itself. what say?"
Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health...!!!"

Exactly.....

ask xXx for tips on gf,

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Agnel's Signature:

^^^Would be glad to help you'll

No thank you.
tips and that too from xxx

Great post btw

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Safin's Signature:

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
- George Bernard Shaw

but i dnt have girlfriends,i prefer walking,i dnt call frm my mobile,i dnt drink and i enjoy in home...



but im nt working yaar..im studying 3rd yr engg only

Repost...? Facts of life which applies to the Salaried People!

heh, just had to(boast) reply to this one. First week is the toughest for me. i lose roughly 10k in the first month due to EMI's /bills etc

And Last week is when i party, in anticipation of the impending cash inflow - its the only time i feel good about my job

Well said , I think sandy also do the same lol

Vijay, you sound like Irfann khan in that hutch ad