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This is a discussion on Men Vs Women within the Chit Chat forums, part of the The Lounge category; BRAIN PROCESS Women - Multiple process Women's brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time. Women can Watch a ...

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BRAIN PROCESS


Women - Multiple process
Women's brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time. Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe.
Men- Single Process
Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.

LANGUAGE


Women
She can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up. But can not find the solutions to problems. 3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.
Men
He can not easily learn languages; he can easily solve the problems.

ANALYTICAL SKILL


Women
If a complex map is viewed by women, she can not understand it. She can not understand the details of the map easily. For her it is dump of lines in a paper.
Men
His brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process. He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.

CAR DRIVING


Women
She take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Her single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrating only on the driving.Men
While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he see an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and driving accordingly. You can often watch, while men driving the car fastly, the women sit next to him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." ..etc..

LIE

Women
Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they got caught easily. Her super natural brain observe the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the words comes from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lieing.
Men
Men's brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face. So guys, While lieing to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face with blanket. Don't lie face to face.



MAP

Men
Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can leave his seat to T shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes back to his seat without problems. He uses his analytical skills space of brain.


Women
Women can't do this. They often lost their way to their seat.

PROBLEM

Women
End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. She wants someone to her that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problem solved or not.
Men
End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and put into individual rooms of brain, the problems in individual room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking on the sky's for a long times. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.

WANTS


Women
want relationship, friends, family...etc...
Men
want status, success, solutions, big process... etc...

UNHAPPY


Women
If women unhappy with their relations, she can not concentrate on work.
Men
If men unhappy with their work, he can not concentrate on the relations.

SPEECH

Women
use indirect languages in speech.
Hillary asked Bill, "Bill do you like to have a cup of coffee?"
This means, Hillary really want a cup of coffee.
In the morning......."Darling, do you think, will it be good to have an Omlette for breakfast"
Men
use direct language. "Hillary, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls stop the car when you see a coffee shop".
In the morning...."Darling, Can you please prepare an omelet for breakfast".

HANDLING EMOTION

Women
talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion.
Men
act a lot without thinking. That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world.

LIFE

Women
She want everything in life.
Men
Life is very easy to men. One good job, one alcohol bottle is enough for him.
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