Conspiracy Theories

Grrrh

Hey Cricket lovers/haters or just plain Indians .. We want to get to the bottom of why Indian Cricket is hitting new lows/ or highs! .. Each one will have his/her own "Conspiracy Theory" as regards to the teams/players/coaches performance.

Please send in your respectful theories/Hearsay/ inside scoop or whatever you call it, as to why such and such thing is happening ..

Grrrh

Well let me start,

I have just received reports from informed sources that THE current "sad" state of Indian cricket is because the players are being paid to perform in such a way as to make the whole Nation sad! .. The sources further added that one Miss Ekta Kapoor is behind the whole thing since she gets a larger Audience (read whole Nation, not just house wifes) to reach out too and spread her sadness.

Don't be surprised if you see Cricket with a "K" in the near future!

= KRICKET

dipdude

^ Lol, highly possible.

My theory is - Indian Team is knowingly performing under par so that by the time World Cup arrives they would be known as the worst performing team and nothing would be expected of them aka underdogs.

Now that they would have fooled the whole world they would show their true colors and win every game in the World Cup thereby creating a new World Record and of course bring the Cup back home.

So basically the current losing streak is part of a 'Master Plan.' We are losing the teeny weeny 'Battles' to ultimately win the world cup 'War'

SN would back me up on this - as he is privy to such information as the FE Admin

chic_magnet

yeah.. this is the calm before the storm.....

tifôsi

Does that mean it's gonna get worse

faheem_m

Originally Posted by dipdude

^ Lol, highly possible.

My theory is - Indian Team is knowingly performing under par so that by the time World Cup arrives they would be known as the worst performing team and nothing would be expected of them aka underdogs.

Now that they would have fooled the whole world they would show their true colors and win every game in the World Cup thereby creating a new World Record and of course bring the Cup back home.

So basically the current losing streak is part of a 'Master Plan.' We are losing the teeny weeny 'Battles' to ultimately win the world cup 'War'

SN would back me up on this - as he is privy to such information as the FE Admin

HOPE all this turns out to be true !!

Grrrh

Correct me if i am wrong, but i have just heard reports, that an Hyderabadi contingent has moved outside Sharad Pawar's house. Telling him to bring AZHAR back in the team. And that too as a Captain!

Maybe 'FE' Admin can verify this news for the sake of us, members??

Bluffmaster

^Yeah dats true ..... even i have heard dat news

, also d rumour iz dat wasim akram will shortly be joinng d Indian cricket Team .....no no not as a Bowling coach .........but as a strike bowler , since munaf patel has suffered frm an injury ....well i think its a gud news .... we can definately use some experience atm

chic_magnet

no man... sohaib is gonna play for india.. the ultimate pcb "under the table" job.. so that they would get to blame india for implicating sohaib in a doping scandal and then blaming icc for being racists!! how else could the world cup be interesting...
cause AU is gonnna win anwyays.. whose there to challenge em..

.. so make it more interesting

Grrrh

Newsflash
** Vision Tech is a company which sells products which help in increasing one's periphery vision .. Well, u may think what i am trying to get too. It so happens that our very own Dada was in Hong Kong last month. He approached the company to put some kinda gadget into his helmet so that he can have a better "Field of View" ..

Maybe a better view of the pavilion!! ..

S.A. Bowlers will definitly be caught by surprise as Dada hooks and pulls, ball after ball to the boundary! .. They won't know what to do next .. Cause on offside, after God there is Dada

**

@ Vij, Dip, Bluff .. Now we are definitely gonna win!!