Quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu

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Collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu :

* That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.

* There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.

* Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

* This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

* Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.

* Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

* Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

* He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

* The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!

* As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

* The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.

* The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.

* The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

* Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!

* The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!

* Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.

* You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

* Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

* He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.

* One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

* This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie ichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."

* Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

* Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

* You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

* The cat with gloves catches no mice.

* Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

* You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

* He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

* The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

* Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.