FIP Awards
Best Night Rider Award: Sheikh (for obvious reasons)
Best Batsman of Leg Spin/Googly/Flipper: The guy who hangs around Big Sister for managing to hold on to his prized wicket in the face of a fierce onslaught by the Sheikh himself
'Highest' Scorer Award: Little John
Saala Slimeball Award: Dildo
Award for Contribution to Indian Cricket: Saala Slimeball for running the IPL that’s made sure that Prince will never captain India
Appam ******* Award: Prince of Patiala, jiska Cool Dude ne phir ******* kaat diya
Har Bhajan Award: Appam ******* for slapping FIP with that one magic ball to Cool Dude
Kaan Moolo Award: Kaan Moolo
British OBE: Bhookha Naan for the 21st century version of divide and rule
Astrologer of the Year: Chatterjee Kaku
Naukri.com Career Shift Award: The numerologist who advised our team name change
LIC Retirement Benefit Plan Award: Sparrow
Houdini Fastest Disappearing Act Award: Dildo
Cyrus Memorial Bakra Award: Skipper
Kingfisher Free Miles Award: Our entire team
Greenpeace Award for Environment Consciousness: Bevdaa for saving water
Colgate Last Laugh Award: Phoren Babas
and here is a collection of readers choice popular awards
Pair pe kulhaadi Award: Appam ******* for his marathon run after claiming wicket of Cool Dude and ruining own prospects in Indian team.
Best Dialouge in an action sequence: Little John to Bookha Naan where Little John barges into his room and says "You say new pitch, but it's old pitch. How you say how to do balling when you don't know pitch."
Best motivational speech Award: Prince to whole of Bubblies team referring to Appam "Attitude toh poora Masala Dosa type deta hai aur bowling Appam type karta hai"
The comment that changed Appam's destiny.
Lifetime achievement Award: Lordie (ahem! its a sign that its time to go home and rest those old bones)
OK Saabun 'Sachmuch Kaafi Bada Hai' Award: RVR Singh aka Pamela Inder Singh
Lux Cozy 'Apna luck saath leke chalo' Award: Kishen Kanhaiya
Baazigar Award: Appam ******* for proving that jeet ke bhi haarne wale ko ******* kehte hain, for reasons mentioned in the first award.
Haath mein aaya par muh na laga paaya Award: Cool Dude (2nd time now!)
Most insightful commentator Award: (Jointly held) 
Ramiz Raja for the comment on Amit Mishra:"Amit Mishra can spin the ball"
Mbwanga for the comment during the semifinals: "Chennai would like to win the match"
Alistair Campbell for "2 overs remaining. That's 12 balls folks"
L Sivaramakrishnan:"These are crucial times. Last 10 overs"
Aaj Tak Sabse Tez Award: Lordie, the Agile Tiger (only after getting a wicket)
*******ap: Ye chhooney se nahin failta Award: Appam *******'s *******ap, else the whole Bubblies' team would have been appams by now
Appam ******* Award: Prince of Patiala, jiska Cool Dude ne phir ******* kaat diya
Har Bhajan Award: Appam ******* for slapping FIP with that one magic ball to Cool Dude
Lifetime Achievement Award Should go to FIP. coz i dont think u have achieved nethng bigger than this blog yet in ur life.! no offence!!
Contributed by Manan
BEST PALTIBAAJ Award..to FIP for a 360degree change on backtracking from his decision to disclose his identity..
this was really a hilarious read.
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how about starting a
FE IPL awards
The Return of Fake IPL Player : This time with awards 
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