Classic Indian Ads revisited (With translation)...

Just found this really funny translation of classic indian ads tht we've all grown up watching on doordarshan... I have to add this tht u will only understand the joke if u have seen the ads... i have even found 2 of the ads on Youtube..posting here for reference..

Just read it...its so damn funny..


Nirma Washing Powder
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Woman: Nirma! Washing powder Nirma. Dood see safedee Nirma se Aaye.
Rangeen kapdon mein khil khil jaaye. Sub ki pasand Nirma!
Washing powder Nirma, washing powder Nirma. NIRMA!!

Translation :

(Aurat: Nirma! Dhone ka saabun Nirma. White as milk from Nirma.
Colorful clothes blossom blossom. Everyone's choice Nirma!
Dhone ka saabun Nirma, blah blah Nirma. NIRMA!)

(Boy in audience: Aha, meethee meethee.)
(Yeah, tastes sweet.)


Vicco Turmeric Cream
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Woman: Badde naazon se paalee hamaaree banno. Tujhe dulhan banaye
(sings) re pyaaree banno. Tujhe haldi ka something-or-the-other lagaayen
sakheeaan. Teri kaya ko komal banaye sakheeaan. Teri sakheeaan
are getting carried away singing and dancing...

Translation :

(Aurat: My daughter, I have raised you with immense care and at great
personal sacrifices to me. I have kept you away from all those
sleaze-bag boyfriends of yours. So let your pals take this
opportunity to put a lot of gooey stuff on your arms, legs and
face (since we can't show anything else on Doordarshan (TV)).)


(Boy in audience: Aha, meethee meethee.)
(Yeah, tastes sweet.)


O. K. Saabun (Soap)
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*Cudnt find the video for this ad..i hope u guys remember the ad, though.. *

Scene 1: Two men cycling together and discussing world affairs....

Man 1: Arre yeh toe bahut bada hai! Zaroor mehnga hoga!
(Hey, this toe is really big ) (Should be kinda expensive)

Man 2: Nahi yaar! Bilkul mehenga nahi hai. Naha ke toe dekh!!
(No friend. No way!! It aint expensive. Bathe your toe and see )

Scene 2: Man 2 in the shower with a gulaabee (pink) OK soap in his hand...

Background Music and Voice: Joe OK say nahae kamal sa khil jaaye. OK
nahaane ka badaa saabun.
(If Joe bathes with OK soap, he'll blossom
like no ones business. OK is the BIG
bathing soap.)

Voiceover: Company's-name-deleted Utpaadan (Product).


(Boy in audience: Aha, meethee meethee.)
(Yeah, tastes sweet.)

(Boy's Mom: Chup, nahi toe haddi-passlee ek kar doongee....)
(Quiet, otherwise I'll fuse your bones and flesh....)
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OK saabun, i almost forgot about it u deserve reps

BTW you forgot one ad...

Pyar hua ikraar hua hai...

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Ninja's Signature:

^ Let me find tht as well..

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Private Ryan's Signature:

Its not there on youtube..

The other one (Mala-D) is also not there

Mile toh post kar deo

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Ninja's Signature:

Par yaar sahi mein, purani yaadein taaza ho gayi.. The very ads which we used to hate and despise so much at tht time, remind you of those good old days... Life was so simple and beautiful then.. Go to school, comeback and do ur homework, play in the evening, watch some chitrahaar and other doordarshan shows, have ur dinner and go to sleep...tht was bliss...

The joy of watching those shows of Doordarshan can never be surpassed by a thousand digital channel television of today...seriously, i have completely lost interest in TV evn though thr is so much to watch..it seems abundance takes the fun out of everything...watching songs on mtv/v seems like a chore after 10-15 minutes, while we used to wait the whole week to watch the wednesday chitrahaar show on doordarshan... such is life...i miss those days...

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Private Ryan's Signature:

^ and how can you forget the saturday evening movie yaar. I remember, we used to discuss about it in the school on mondays.

I watched ajooba when i was in 3rd or 4th standard and then we went to school again the euphoria seemed to last forever. Everyone in the school were after those ajooba masks and had only one thing to say 'muddat lakh bura chahe toh kya hota hai, wohi hota hai jo manzoor-e-khuda hota hai'.

Woh bhi kya din the yaar.

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Ninja's Signature:

true
Days of
super human samurai
Non stop nonsense
Giant Robot

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Agnel's Signature:

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds;
and the pessimist fears this is true

Ryan get this thread moved to chit chat...

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Ninja's Signature:

I had tht mask too.. At tht time, tht movie was nothing less than a phenomenon as there were never such 'special effects' seen in bollywood movies..

And yeah, i forgot to add the saturday movie as well...add to that mahabharat and later, Chandrakanta on sunday morning... Mom n dad had made a rule tht we shud not be watching tv so early in the morning...so i never got to see chandrakanta...i used to feel so jealous of others in my class when they used to discuss the characters..
I was too young when Ramayan used to come on tv.. so cudnt understand anything.. But i remember, there was a scary show, Kille ka rahasya tht used to come at night..and my sis used to watch it...damn i was so scared of the opening tune.. Lol..tht fear stayed with me until 5-6th i guess...

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Private Ryan's Signature:

Vicks

Natraj Pencils

Now who wants bajaj scoooter?

vickoo..

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Agnel's Signature:

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds;
and the pessimist fears this is true