### I-phone Vs Paris Hilton ###
iPhone: Simple to use.
Paris Hilton: Simple.
iPhone: Well-protected against viruses.
Paris Hilton: Has herpes.
iPhone: Critics complained battery life too short.
Paris Hilton: Critics complained prison life too short.
iPhone: Provides driving directions.
Paris Hilton: Knows how to drive. (Sort of.)
iPhone: Responds to touch from multiple fingers at once.
Paris Hilton: Responds to touch from multiple fingers at once.
iPhone: Wants to be held by everyone.
Paris Hilton: Wants to be held by her mother.
iPhone: Sexy footage leaked onto the net.
Paris Hilton: Sexy footage leaked onto the net.
iPhone: Appeared in multi-million ad campaign.
Paris Hilton: Appeared in "House of Wax."
iPhone: Everyone wants what's in the box.
Paris Hilton: Everyone knows what's in the box. ---------------------------------------------- | 
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