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Fun Enclave - Fun Stuff http://www.funenclave.com/ Forwards, funny news, funny incidents, funny images, if its fun it has to be here. en Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:41:18 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.funenclave.com/images/fun_enclave/misc/rss.jpg Fun Enclave - Fun Stuff http://www.funenclave.com/ <![CDATA[The World's Shortest Books]]> http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/the-worlds-shortest-books-33446.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:30:35 GMT The World's Shortest Books
These books don't have much content.

HOW TO BE GOOD by Amy Winehouse

MY SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENCY by George Bush

MY LIFE OF CELIBACY by Gene Simmons

FUN THINGS TO DO IN TOLEDO

POLISH WAR HEROES

NATIVE ESPERANTO SPEAKERS

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SUNSETS by Helen Keller

HOW TO FIND OSAMA BIN LADEN by George Bush

MOTHERHOOD by Britney Spears

HOW TO LEAD A TEAM TO A WORLD SERIES by Barry Bonds

HEALTHY FAST FOOD (thanks to InsaneTrombone)

ULTIMATE GUIDE TO ACTING by Keanu Reeves

JEWISH SPORTS LEGENDS

PEOPLE WHO RESPECTED ME by Paula Abdul

THE SCHIZOPHRENIC: AN UNAUTHORIZED AUTOBIOGRAPHY

THE VALUE OF PRE-WAR INTELLIGENCE by George W. Bush

HOW TO GET A TAN WITH A BLOWTORCH

HOW TO BE FUNNY by Gilbert Gottfried

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O J Simpson

ZAGAT'S GUIDE TO CITIES WITHOUT A STARBUCKS

THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION

TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen DeGeneres

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND DILBERT

FAST & EFFICIENT WINDOWS PROGRAMS

HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA

GUN SAFETY by Dick Cheney

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman

THE WILD YEARS by Al Gore

BEATING A DRUG ADDICTION by Darryl Strawberry

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS

DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE

DIFFERENT WAYS TO SPELL BOB

DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

EASY UNIX

ETHIOPIAN TIPS ON WORLD DOMINANCE

EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

FRENCH HOSPITALITY

GEORGE FOREMAN'S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES

HOW TO SUSTAIN A MUSICAL CAREER by Art Garfunkel

MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES

FRENCH MILITARY VICTORIES

STAPLE YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

THE BOOK OF VIRTUES by Bill Clinton

BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno

HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver

HOW I BECAME A STUD by Kenny G

FUN WITH UNIX

MY BORING TEENAGE YEARS by Miley Cyrus

HOW TO GET INTO THE SUPERBOWL by Dan Marino

THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD by Bill Gates

:rofl::rofl: ]]> Fun Stuff Bluffmaster http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/the-worlds-shortest-books-33446.html Fun Facts - Vol 1. http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/unlimited-fun-funenclave-facts-vol-1-a-33434.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:45:46 GMT Shania Twain is Mark Twain's great-granddaughter.

Scientists estimate that sleep lost due to daylight saving time reduces the average lifespan by nearly two full months.

No NCAA basketball team from a school located in its state's capitol has ever won the national championship.

The top three names for female babies born in China last year were Huan, Jia, and Ethel.

Shortly before his execution, Timothy McVeigh constructed a scale model of the Lincoln Memorial with popsicle sticks.

Because the Japanese language has several thousand characters, each episode of Japan's "Wheel of Fortune" can last several days.

Strains of bacteria similar to E. coli have been found in used printer cartridges - but only in the color cyan. Scientists have no explanation.

Female monkeys recognize their children by height and weight, not necessarily by their facial characteristics.

The Australian aborigine language has over 30 words for "dust."

Anyone convicted of animal cruelty in Sedalia, Missouri, is sentenced to a month's confinement in the county animal shelter.

Fewer divorces occur in families in which the children wake their parents before 6 a.m. on Saturdays.

John F. Kennedy was an accomplished ventriloquist.

Two-thirds of all the world's coriander comes from a single valley in Italy.

Contrary to popular belief, the white is not the healthiest part of an egg. It's actually the shell.

Adding baking soda and vinegar will make your scrambled eggs fluffier.

The first prototype defibrillators delivered 1,200 joules of electrical energy instead of the now standard 360, occasionally causing dead bodies to sit upright momentarily as though they were still alive.

Every member of the Australian band Men at Work is currently unemployed.

Customs officials have dogs that are trained to distinguish between Cuban cigars and all other cigars.

Archimedes' screw was the basis for Max Factor's invention of the twisting lipstick holder.

A Tokyo inventor has developed a laptop computer whose battery is recharged by energy generated from the movement of the user's mouse, yet Sony lawyers have successfully blocked every attempt to produce a product using the technology.

Ballpoint pens were invented by a Michigan scientist attempting to reduce the number of birds killed for their quills.

Socrates is thought to be the first to use the phrase "a bad case of the Mondays".

Penguins can smell toothpaste from several miles away.

Glamorous movie star Brad Pitt once had a summer job posting warning signs at coal mine entrances.

During a banana shortage in the summer of 1958, banana splits were made with zucchini or carrots.

The National Weather Service will pay $30 for the rights to any original photograph of lightning.

In the early 1800s, a flush beat a full house in poker.

The rhesus monkey is the only animal that can be taught to hum a tune.

Biblical scholars recently unearthed a previously unknown gospel written by a disciple named "Rusty".

With the exception of a small 200-square-mile section of Antarctica, every single square kilometer of dry land on the planet has been walked on by at least one human being.

The Mongolian pony is the only animal other than an elephant capable of fending off an attack by a healthy adult tiger.

In 1984, an Ohio family visiting New York City stood at a broken DON'T WALK sign for three days.

Because of their unusual shape, Hershey's Kisses contain more calories per ounce than the same amount of chocolate in other forms.

If you tar and feather a 2x4 and place it in your yard, it will ward off bats.

The largest home in the United States, North Carolina's Biltmore House, was originally intended to be the official residence of a new monarchy to be established when the South rose again.

The Toltec calendar was based on a 360-day year, with each day being about 24 hours and 20 minutes long.

The universal size of the credit card is based entirely on the size of the 1960s US Communist Party membership card. Credit cards were designed so that they wouldn't cause the Communist Party card to stand out.

The K in K-Mart stands for K-Mart.

Nobody born in Kentucky has ever been elected to Congress.

In an effort to improve the nutritional value of its "Shamrock shakes," McDonald's colors them with broccoli extract.

M & Ms were candy-coated peas during a chocolate shortage in the 1950s.

After he resigned from the Presidency, Richard Nixon could often be found on the beaches of San Clemente, with his ever-present metal detector.

Winston Churchill was born with a third nipple, which he removed himself with nail-clippers at the age of 14.

Only a single dissenting vote prevented the death penalty in Texas from being carried out by immersing the convicted person in a nest of fire ants.

If you place a fresh Viagra tablet in a houseplant's soil every six months, the plant will not wilt.

Because he forgot his boots, Buzz Aldrin walked barefoot on the moon.

The practice of putting a letter "e" in front of words to mean "web-based" (e.g., eBusiness, eLearning, etc.) was patented by Microsoft in 1992. They are waiting until their anti-trust trial has been officially completed to begin enforcing it.

If a cricket were the size of Mount Rushmore, it could jump to the moon.

During a nine month strike in 2002, the Weather Channel broadcast reruns.

A 9-volt battery contains roughly the same amount of kinetic energy as a bowl of Lucky Charms.

The Yanomami tribesmen of the Amazon basin can track game birds by the slight difference in warmth their shadows create on the forest floor as they fly by, for up to an hour after the birds have departed.

Rapid deforestation has decreased the friction of the surface of the Earth, causing it to spin infinitesimally faster and thereby cool the air, combating global warming.

President Harry S. Truman would often go on vacation and secretly have his identical twin Larry run the country.

The flush toilet was invented in Flushing, NY.

New data suggests that so-called global warming may be due to a batch of faulty thermometers.

The inner core of most standard golf balls is made of nougat, which helps the balls remain aloft longer.

Over the last two decades, more Americans died of heart attacks while watching horror movies in movie theaters than died while sky-diving.

Every common food product, with the exception of fish, contains some traces of peanuts.

A bad case of laryngitis forced Abraham Lincoln to lip-sync the Gettysburg Address. The speech was actually delivered by an aide hidden beneath the stage.

The number of words in the Bible divided by the number of verses equals exactly 666.

L L Cool J once marketed a line of mail-order clothing, under the name "L L Cool Bean".

Anthropologists have discovered a tribe of South American monkeys with a rudimentary system of government analogous to our own three-branch form of government.

The shoe Nikita Khrushchev used to bang on the United Nations table was purchased by Thom McAn.

Constipation kills nearly twice as many people as diarrhea, mainly because the former mostly afflicts the old and weak while the latter mostly affects young, strong children.

Frank Sinatra didn't want to record the song "My Way" but was forced to by his record label.

It is physically impossible to urinate and give blood at the same time.

In China, John Steinbeck's "The Grapes of Wrath" is translated as "Angry Berries."

If you fill a standard 750ml wine bottle with live hornets, their angry buzzing will resonate at precisely the right frequency to shatter the glass.

During his famous "Blue Period", Pablo Picasso invented the substance that eventually became known as Play-Doh.

Every year in the fall, Niagara Falls is shut down for maintenance for 24 hours. The flow is diverted using a massive series of pipes and spigots built for this purpose in 1837.

At thirteen hospitals around the country, there is a Dr. Pepper on staff.

Every 23 seconds, someone is having sex in a carpet store.

In the early 1940s, Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted only of little pasta swastikas.

Singer Cat Stevens is allergic to cats.

The Chilean hummingbird has been known to suck blood from animals like a giant mosquito.

Many of the above "fun facts" come from the writers on the Late Show. Thanks, Dave Letterman!

None of the above facts are true.
]]> Fun Stuff Bluffmaster http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/unlimited-fun-funenclave-facts-vol-1-a-33434.html ...Guess The Nationality http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/guess-the-nationality-33284.html Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:51:50 GMT *!!.Guess The Nationality.!!* Image: http://i568.photobucket.com/albums/ss126/cupidguy24/1.jpg *Is it…. . |

!!.Guess The Nationality.!!

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]]> Fun Stuff Chulbuli_Si http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/guess-the-nationality-33284.html Always Aim for a Higher Target! (18+) http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/always-aim-for-higher-target-18-a-33255.html Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:09:14 GMT Always Aim for a Higher Target! v v v v v v v v v

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]]> Fun Stuff Chulbuli_Si http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/always-aim-for-higher-target-18-a-33255.html The 7 Types Of Awkward Workouts (NOT 4 KIDS EYES) http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/7-types-awkward-workouts-not-4-a-33254.html Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:07:35 GMT Image: http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/2573/noisy0068730.png Image: http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9448/squatting0069475.png Image: http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4576/cruncher0069777.png Image: http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6836/stink0070087.png

]]> Fun Stuff Chulbuli_Si http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/7-types-awkward-workouts-not-4-a-33254.html <![CDATA[Vijaykanth'S dialogues in English. Mind it...]]> http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/vijaykanths-dialogues-in-english-mind-it-33206.html Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:16:57 GMT

VIJAYAKANTH' S Dialogues from his films, translated to English :rofl:

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate :ashamed:

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH :bleh::bleh:

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College :awesome::awesome:

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop :lmao:

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software :lol::lol::lol::lol:

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup :no:

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard. :o

]]> Fun Stuff Safin http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/vijaykanths-dialogues-in-english-mind-it-33206.html How Girls Smoke in Diffrent Countries.??? Must see.. its funny! http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/how-girls-smoke-diffrent-countries-must-33152.html Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:22:19 GMT Hi All FE Members...This Post About When Girls Smoked...!!!! JUST A LIL WARNING TO ALL THE INDIAN GIRLZ WHO SMOKE!!! LOL HAHAHA:ohyeah::ohyeah: When Girls Smoke.. FRANCE

Hi All FE Members...This Post About When Girls Smoked...!!!!

JUST A LIL WARNING TO ALL THE INDIAN GIRLZ WHO SMOKE!!! LOL HAHAHA:ohyeah::ohyeah:

When Girls Smoke..

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beedi jalai le jigar se piya,,, jigar ma bari agg hai ::rofl::rofl::rofl::ohyeah::ohyeah::ohyeah::lol::l ol::devil::lmao: :lmao:

]]> Fun Stuff Chulbuli_Si http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/how-girls-smoke-diffrent-countries-must-33152.html If Bahen Ji Mayawati were on Facebook http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/if-bahen-ji-mayawati-were-facebook-33129.html Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:58:21 GMT Image: http://i36.tinypic.com/2dluf81.jpg

]]> Fun Stuff Chulbuli_Si http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/if-bahen-ji-mayawati-were-facebook-33129.html Power of GOOGLE http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/power-of-google-33096.html Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:30:39 GMT Image: http://i34.tinypic.com/rax0mf.jpg

]]> Fun Stuff knoughtyd http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/power-of-google-33096.html Hilarious Divorce Cakes ... http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/hilarious-divorce-cakes-33094.html Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:05:41 GMT Image: http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/817/a96863a5348blood4464265.jpg Image: http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/49/a96863a53412free4464283.jpg Image: http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/1737/a96863a5349gun4464303.jpg Image:...

]]> Fun Stuff Chulbuli_Si http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/hilarious-divorce-cakes-33094.html What children think about Ghajini http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/what-children-think-about-ghajini-33056.html Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:56:10 GMT Image: http://i38.tinypic.com/2h8bwqf.jpg

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]]> Fun Stuff Kimi http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/what-children-think-about-ghajini-33056.html 15 signs that the party is over http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/15-signs-that-the-party-over-33049.html Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:39:43 GMT 15 signs that the party is over *1. You pass out in the snow, wearing nothing but shorts.* Image: http://i37.tinypic.com/2mh97bt.jpg *2. You pass out in a cardboard box. Period. Image: http://i36.tinypic.com/sou6f7.jpg

15 signs that the party is over

1. You pass out in the snow, wearing nothing but shorts.

2. You pass out in a cardboard box. Period.

3. You've drunk texted to the point of injury.

4. You pass out in a plant next to an American flag while wearing what appears to be dragon underwear.

5. You can't figure out why your phone isn't working.

. You have to be carried home. Over your friend's shoulder. While wearing short shorts.

7. You think a flamingo thong worn over pants looks hot.

8. The club is actually closed, with you still inside.

9. You get pulled over, dressed like this.

10. You need help out of a corner filled with trash.

11. You pass out on a Hollywood star.

12. You vomit. Again. Into the sink, because the toilet is full.

13. You confuse your wallet for street meat.

14. Red Bull does nothing for you anymore.

15. You just gave your number to this dude.

]]> Fun Stuff Chulbuli_Si http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/15-signs-that-the-party-over-33049.html What will you become? http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/what-will-you-become-33017.html Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:19:36 GMT *What will I become?*. . . . . . . . . .

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]]> Fun Stuff Chulbuli_Si http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/what-will-you-become-33017.html IS this your computer anyway? http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/is-this-your-computer-anyway-32954.html Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:15:00 GMT I understand that there is a many people that doesn’t know how to use computers. But this is just too much. Guy made a grill from computer case. Maybe it’s not too creative but i suppose that is useful So, enjoy in viewing creative and maybe not to intelligent computer usage. Image:...

I understand that there is a many people that doesn’t know how to use computers. But this is just too much. Guy made a grill from computer case. Maybe it’s not too creative but i suppose that is useful So, enjoy in viewing creative and maybe not to intelligent computer usage.

]]> Fun Stuff Chulbuli_Si http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/is-this-your-computer-anyway-32954.html Dostana 2 in make !!! http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/dostana-2-in-make-32891.html Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:26:08 GMT *Image: http://i34.tinypic.com/nlpw81.jpg Sorry for such a small in single pic.. but this is a masterpiece...:D:P :lmao::ohyeah::ohyeah::lol::lol::rofl::rofl::rofl:*

Sorry for such a small in single pic.. but this is a masterpiece...:D:P :lmao::ohyeah::ohyeah::lol::lol::rofl::rofl::rofl:

]]> Fun Stuff Chulbuli_Si http://www.funenclave.com/fun-stuff/dostana-2-in-make-32891.html