✹ 10 Higly Automotive Print ADS ✹

Mother Warned Me

Proving once again that copywriters in the 1960s couldn't separate being sexy from being sexist,
this woman doesn't love you because of your "long, low, tough machine"
but rather because "you have a very intelligent face."

Year: 1968

Brand: Dodge

Model: Magnum

Dodge The Eternal Triangle

This ad suggests that you're basically a sister-wife to the Charger R/T,
and not the sister-wife your man really loves.

Year: 1969

Brand: Dodge

Model: Challenger R/T

Mustang Sally, Is That You?

This print ad gets straight to the point... look where it's pointing.

Year: 1960's

Brand: Ford

Model: Mustang

Hot Women, Small Cars

This totally makes us hot for... Hot Wheels. Who is this ad for?
Oh, German kids. Now it makes sense.

Year: 2009

Brand: Hot Wheels

Model:N/A

Jaguar In The Mud

If you didn't get the message the last time: GIRLS WHO DRIVE E-TYPES ARE DIRTY!

Year: 1960's

Brand: Jaguar

Model: E-Type

Honda Masseur

The translation is awful, but the picture tells the tale: buy a Honda motorcycle
and the mechanic will have his way with your wife.

Year: 2009

Brand: Honda

Model: Motorcycles

A Woman Yearns To Be Tamed

With lines like "Surround yourself with the lushness of her interior appointments" and "she costs so little to keep happy"
this Subaru ad manages to be both suggestive and hilariously paternalistic.

Year: 1973

Brand: Subaru

Model: GL Coupe

Oh Those European Girls

Though these girls seem to be avoiding this European man in his European car, the subtext is there:
eventually all three of them will be frolicking through the woods together.

Year: 1960's

Brand: Opel

Model: Kadett

Jaguar E-Type: Flat Tire

Only an E-Type could make the prospect of a flat tire seem so exciting.

Year: 1960's

Brand: Jaguar

Model: E-Type

You Know You're Not The First

Yeah, you know you like it. You know she likes it. You don't care.
Just make sure to get a test first. CARFAX it.

Year: 2008

Brand: BMW

Model: Pre-Owned