5 Things To Do To Get An Excellent Workout
1: Ask people what gender they are. When they reply, ask - "are you sure?"
(Not recommended at Biker Bars)
2: Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and repeatedly saying "blah, blah, blah, blah".
3: Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
(Works even better if your rent a cop uniform.)
4: Go to your local mall. Walk up to strangers and say: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." If they answer you, go to plan 4 above. Be prepared to run real fast 
5: Go to the local electronics or appliance store. Adjust the tint on all their TV's so that all the people are green. When an employees asks what you're doing, insist that you "like it that way."
Reason: Y are the above good for exercising........U Gotta Make a Run after any of these.
Warning: Please donot try this at home.
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