 9 Rules of Life...
1 - Live to relax! 
2 - Love your bed, it is your temple!  3 - Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night!  4 - Work is holy, so don't attack it! 
5 - Don't do something tomorrow, that you can do the day afterwards!  6 - Work as little as possible. Let the others do what needs to be done!  7 - Don't worry, nobody died from doing nothing, but you could get hurt at work!  8 - If you feel like doing work, sit down and wait until that feeling goes away! 
9 - Don't forget: working is healthy! So leave it for the sick people! |
