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Assets.. Worth a read!
Published by Agnel
16 Oct 07
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It was on a blog. My colleague read this and sent it to me!

Beauty said: Or so called
Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

Anonymous replied:
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

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By Nikhil on 16 Oct 07, 09:52 AM
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Smart bugger !! Was that you by any chance Agnel ?
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By stridEr on 16 Oct 07, 10:41 AM
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^^I think no1 in FE fits the bill of the bugger
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By medpal on 16 Oct 07, 12:12 PM
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rightly judged trade deal.

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By Udit on 16 Oct 07, 12:36 PM
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By Agnel on 16 Oct 07, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Nikhil View Post
Smart bugger !! Was that you by any chance Agnel ?
naaa... if i had been that smart, I would have been a billionaire by now.
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By MA5K on 16 Oct 07, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Agnel View Post
if i had been that smart
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Dat u holding the placard, eh? atlast.. late but true realisation..
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By Agnel on 16 Oct 07, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by MA5K View Post
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Dat u holding the placard, eh? atlast.. late but true realisation..
If i have to call you "Maaaaa Five Kayyyy EEEEE" , I don't mind holding tht placard
PS: For others wondering why "Maaaaa Five Kayyyy EEEEE", i was corrected by HC when i called Ma5k... Masky. So...
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By Safin on 16 Oct 07, 02:24 PM
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that was a damn good one
repped
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By Private Ryan on 17 Oct 07, 01:31 AM
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Agnel is surely learning the tricks of the trade in Texas...
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