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** The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

** Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the BS is done.

** The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the church breakfast next Sunday morning.

** Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

** The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

** A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

** Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

** The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

** Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

** The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.

** Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

** A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

** At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

** Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

** Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

** The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

** The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

** Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

** For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

** This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

** The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

** Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

** The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.