doctor's office

An 85- year old man went to his doctor's office to get
a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctors office
and gave him the jar, which was as
clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor
asked what happened and the man explained:

Well doc it's like this, first i tried with my right
hand, but nothing. Then i tried with my left hand, but
still nothing.

Then i asked my wife for help. She tried with her
right hand, then her left, still nothing.

she tried with her mouth, first with teeth in ,
then with her teeth out, and still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and
she tried too, first with both hands, then as armpit
and she even tried squeezin it between her
knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor?

The old man replied," Yep and no matter what we tried
we still couldn't get the jar open.

what were you thinking DIRTY MINDS!