Funny Facts - Animals I
A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
At birth, a panda is smaller than a mouse and weighs about four ounces.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
Starfish haven't got brains.
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs, it will let you go instantly.
You are 3 times more likely to be killed by a flying champagne cork than you are to be killed by the bite of a venomous spider.
Every year, you eat approximately 4 bugs in your sleep.
The average person eats eight spiders in their sleep in their whole entire lifetime!
A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
75% of wild birds die before they are 6 months old.
A crocodile's tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth and he cannot move it.
The typical laboratory mouse runs 2.5 miles per night on its treadmill.
Don't give a dog chocolate! Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces are enough to kill a small dog.
Hummingbirds are the only birds that can fly backwards.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight.
The ant can pull 30 times its own weight.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
In Lebanon it's legal to have animal sex, but only with female animals. Animal sex with males is a capital crime.
One quarter of all creatures on the planet are beetles.
Out of 20,000 species of bees, only 4 make honey.
Eels have two hearts.
Lobsters have pale blue blood.
The mantis shrimp has an extending claw that can punch a hole through a glass jar.
Icthyomaniacs are people who are crazy about fish.
99% of all animal species that ever lived on Earth are now extinct.
Snakes have one lung.
Male lions can sleep for up to 20 hours a day.
A group of crows is called a murder.
Slugs have 4 noses.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
Koalas are excellent swimmers.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
Crocodiles swallow stones to help them dive deeper.
The turkey was wrongly named after what was thought to be it's country of origin.
Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
Funny Facts - Animals I 
