Golfing hit - man!

>>Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of Delhi Golf
>>Club when a guy carrying a golf bag called out
> > to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."
> >
> > "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and
> > enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around
> > the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do
> > for a living?"
> >
> > "I'm a hit man," was the reply.
> >
> > "You're joking!" was the response.
> >
> > "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out
> > a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight.
> > "Here are my tools."
> >
> > "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can
> > I take a look? I think I might be able t o see my house from
> > here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in
> > the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right.
> > This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can
> > see my wife in the bedroom. Ha...Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait
> > a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her. He's naked,
> > too!!!" He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"
> >
> > "I'll do a flat rate for you, one thousand every time I
> > pull the trigger."
> >
> > "Can you do two for me now?"
> >
> > "Sure, what do you want?"
> >
> > "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in
> > the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine , so just shoot
> > his **** to teach him a lesson."
> >
> > The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still
> > for a few minutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the
> > friend impatiently.
> >
> > "Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you
> > a thousand ...."