I Will...........

I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper, like I used to do before the Web.

I will eat with a knife and fork, not with one hand typing.

I will get dressed before noon.

I will make an attempt to clean the house and wash clothes.

I will write letters to those unfortunate few friends who are Web-deprived.

I will call someone on the phone whom I cannot contact via the Web.

I will read a book... if I still remember how.

I will listen to those around me, and stop telling them to pipe down so I can hear the music on the Web.

I will not use TV commercials to check for email.

I will get out of the house at least once a week, whether it is necessary or not.

I will balance my checkbook, because the bank does not accept my "I was too busy on the Web" excuse.