> Lesson of the day

Lesson of the day

Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a
girlroommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't
help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between Kumarand his roommate
than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney
jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother, !
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact
remains that it as been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which
read:

Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she
was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by
now.
Love,
Mom.

Lesson of the day .....
Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she is Indian!