LITTLE FIRE TRUCK :lol: LOVELY

>> A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
> notices a little boy going down the sidewalk in a little red wagon
> with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly
> coiled in the middle. The boy is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The
> wagon is being pulled by his dog and cat.
>>
>> The fire-fighter walks out to take a closer look.
>>
>> "That sure is a nice fire truck," he says admiringly.
>>
>> "Thanks, Mr. fireman," the boy says.
>>
>> The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the boy has tied the
> wagon to his dog's collar and to the cat's nuts.
>>
>> "Little Partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to
> run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I
> think you could go faster."
>>
>> The little boy replies, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have
> a siren".