> Random thoughts

* There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't
* If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
* Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you
* In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
* I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
* Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
* The box said 'Requires Windows XP or better'. So I installed LINUX
* A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax
* A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila
* C://dos
C://dos.run
run.dos.run
* 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
* Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button
* Bad or corrupt header, go get a haircut
* WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER
* Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
* Hackers in hollywood movies are phenomenal. All they need to do is "c:\> hack into fbi"
* BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
* I survived an NT installation
* The name is Baud......James Baud
* My new car runs at 56Kbps
* Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
* File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
* You sir, are an unknown USB device driver
* C isn't that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void