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Water Vs Wine...!!

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Water Vs Wine...!!
Published by Dammit
4 Jun 08
Wink Water Vs Wine...!!

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. oli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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By Ninja on 4 Jun 08, 05:00 PM
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U still didn't convince me to take up alcohol
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By The Joker on 4 Jun 08, 05:22 PM
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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
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By Bluffmaster on 4 Jun 08, 06:50 PM
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it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
Amen to that
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By Agnel on 4 Jun 08, 06:55 PM
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^^
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By SunnyBoi on 4 Jun 08, 10:48 PM
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By xXx on 5 Jun 08, 01:33 PM
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I dont Drink
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By Dammit on 5 Jun 08, 04:53 PM
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^^Ok Now You started To eat Even Water....??
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By The Joker on 5 Jun 08, 05:19 PM
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^
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By prongs on 6 Jun 08, 02:26 PM
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save water drink alcohol
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