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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said ...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said 'NO!', and the guy lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and
drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the
toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.