Fun Enclave
 
Search 






Not a member?
Register now!



How to Stay Away From Flu Virus

This is a discussion on How to Stay Away From Flu Virus within the Health and Fitness forums, part of the The Lounge category; To avoid it Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and ...

Reply
SocialTwist Tell-a-Friend   > The Lounge > Health and Fitness
  #1 (permalink)  
 Old 24 Oct 09, 02:04 AM
Chulbuli_Si's Avatar
FE Fanatic
 
Chulbuli_Si is a doctorate of fun!Chulbuli_Si is a doctorate of fun!Chulbuli_Si is a doctorate of fun!Chulbuli_Si is a doctorate of fun!Chulbuli_Si is a doctorate of fun!Chulbuli_Si is a doctorate of fun!Chulbuli_Si is a doctorate of fun!Chulbuli_Si is a doctorate of fun!Chulbuli_Si is a doctorate of fun!Chulbuli_Si is a doctorate of fun!
Rep Power: 14
Nickels: 3,496.42
Bank: 31,500.00
Happy birthday jee! - Dogbert 
Devil How to Stay Away From Flu Virus



To avoid it

Eat right!




Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.






Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.






Get plenty of exercise because it builds your Immune System.






Walk for at least an hour a day,





Go for a swim,







Take the stairs instead of the lift, etc.






Wash your hands often.
If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.





Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.






Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.


Get plenty of rest.




OR



Take the doctor's approach. Think about it...
When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol...
Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So.......





I Walk to the Pub. (exercise)

I put Lime in my Vodka...(fruit)

Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)

Drink outdoors on the Patio..(fresh air)

Tell Rude Jokes and Laugh.....(eliminate stress)

Then I Pass Out. (rest)







If you keep your alcohol levels up,
Flu germs Can't get you!

As my grandmother always said,

'A shot in the Glass
Is better than one in the Arse!'













----------------------------------------------
Reply With Quote
Reply

SocialTwist Tell-a-Friend


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Types of Computer Viruses! C.Ronaldo Fun Stuff 0 5 Oct 09 01:07 AM
Computer Virus list minnie Fun Stuff 1 28 Sep 08 01:24 PM
Types of Computer viruses Dogbert Jokers Club 1 3 Oct 07 09:21 PM
New computer viruses... Hillarious!!! Dogbert Jokers Club 4 28 Feb 07 05:50 PM
More Computer Viruses! Udit Jokers Club 0 22 Nov 06 05:14 PM

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT +5.5. The time now is 02:42 AM.
Photo ShootsEmail ForwardsClean JokesIndia TravelSMS Jokes

Sitemap |  Lite Gallery
Privacy Policy |  Terms of Service |  Rules
About FunEnclave.com

FunEnclave is your gateway to fun and entertainment. FunEnclave is a buzzing, clean and safe community that offers jokes, funny forwards, wallpapers, games, a discussion portal, fantasy leagues and a lot more.
Enjoy your stay and have Fun!
Copyright ©2009 FunEnclave.com, All Rights Reserved. Design © Private Ryan, For FunEnclave.
vBulletin, Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO © 2009, Crawlability, Inc.
no new posts