This is a discussion on 100% within the Jokers Club forums, part of the The Fun Zone category; Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhe 90% lane hai, kuch bhi kar..
Beta: Nahi Bapu, main to is bar ...
Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhe 90% lane hai, kuch bhi kar..
Beta: Nahi Bapu, main to is bar 100% launga...!
Baap: Kyon Mazak kar raha hai..?
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya..?!!
Sardar to his servant : garden me pani daal. Servant : barish ho rahi hai Sardar : Sale kam chor chatri pakdke daal
Chota Sardar : Mummy kal raat jadu hoya. Main bathroom da darwaja kholey te light apne aap jal gayi
Mummy: Khotya tu fir fridge vich susu kar dita ?
sardar gun leke darwaze pe ruka...
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hu!
Wife: toh jao na.
Sardar: Kaise jau bahar kutta khada hai
Last edited by Private Ryan; 17 Jun 07 at 05:49 PM.