> 17 problems you face when having a South and North Girl as wife.

WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE


1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than
her age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after
marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt
because of the n umber of times you had to take her out to movie theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer but ter masala,
aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating
all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic
cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.

5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your
monthly phone bill.

6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only
later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she
applies to cover her gray hair.

7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas
bhi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.

8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.

9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of
south india until she met you.

10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to
"! walk out"

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you
have in your home town.

12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and
"How are you"

13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.



WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE


1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras
/ Anna University .

2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..."

3. She shudders if you use four letter words.

4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well
Company will negotiate with her on a 25

well done ANP reps coming ur way

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WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE


1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras
/ Anna University .

2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..."

3. She shudders if you use four letter words.

4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well
Company will negotiate with her on a 25[/quote]

why would that be? the one in bold?
South is changing man... probably u haven't seen them now.
South or north, makes no difference now.

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Agnel's Signature:

If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer. - Barack Obama

Alright, so u agree with rest of the points ?? right ?

a few years ago... ok. agreed. now

1700

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Agnel's Signature:

If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer. - Barack Obama

Ha ha good one there!

Agnel: Long way to go!

thanks... but no time

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Agnel's Signature:

If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer. - Barack Obama