> 3 Wishes!

Finding a bottle on the beach, Jake uncorks it and releases a genie.

"Ah, now you get three wishes," says the genie.

"Great!" Jake replies. "First, I want one billion dollars."

Poof! There's a flash, and a paper with Swiss bank account numbers appears in Jake's hand.

"Next, I want a nice oceanside home in Hawaii."

Poof! Another flash, and he is holding the deed to an oceanside property in Hawaii.

"Finally," Jake says, "I want to be irresistible to women."

Poof! There's another blinding flash...and Jake turns into a box of chocolates.

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...but is dat wat womens crave ....a box of chocolates....

Moral of the story ---- When you wish for something, be very very specific

good genie!

i bet the genie was a female who loved chocolates and just needed an excuse to have an unlimited supply of em from a small box!

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