5 Surgeons ..
5 Surgeons
Five Surgeons are discussing who makes the
best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on
my operating table, because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best; everything inside them is in
alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon (from India) shut them all up
when he observed: "You' re all wrong. Politicians are
the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the
arse are interchangeable.
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