50 Things Women Can't Do
1. Know Anything About A Car Except Its Colour
2. Understand A Film Plot
3. Go 24 Hours Without Sending A Text Message
4. Lift
5. Throw
6. Run
7. Park
8. Fart
9. Read A Map
10. Rob A Bank
11. Resist Ikea
12. Sit Still
13. Tell A Joke
14. Play Pool
15. Pay For Dinner
16. Eat A Kebab Whilst Walking
17. Pee Out Of A Train Window
18. Argue Without Shouting
19. Get Told Off Without Crying
20. Understand Fruit Machines
21. Walk Past A Shoe Shop
22. Make A Decent Bacon Sandwich
23. Not Comment On A Strangers Clothes
24. Use Small Amounts Of Toilet Paper
25. Let You Sleep With A Hangover
26. Drink A Pint Gracefully
27. Get A Round In
28. Throw A Punch
29. Do Magic
30. Like Your Friends
31. Enjoy Porn
32. Eat A Really Hot Curry
33. Get To The Point
34. Buy Plain Envelopes
35. Take Less Than 20 Minutes In The Toilet
36. Sit In A Room For Five Minutes Without Saying "I'm Cold"
37. Go Shopping Without Telephoning 20 Mates
38. Avoid Credit Card Debt
39. Dive Into A Pool
40. Assemble Furniture
41. Roll A Bogey Between Finger And Thumb
42. Set A Video Recorder
43. Not Try And Change You
44. Watch A War Film
45. Understand Why Flirting Results In Violence
46. Spend A Day By Themselves
47. Go To The Toilet By Themselves
48. Buy A Purse That Fits In Their Pocket
49. Choose A Video Quickly
50. Get This Far Without Having Argued With At Least 1 Of The Above
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