Got these by mail.
9 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and
some equally stupid answers:-
At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/friends
Stupid Question: -Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: -Well, it's so hot, there were no cool cabs so I
thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.
In the bus:
A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question: -Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: -No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.... why don't you try
again or should I try this time."
At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question: -Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: -Why? Would it rather have been you?
At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good?
Answer: -No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occasionally also spit in it.
At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question: -Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: -Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: -No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive
lout...it's just the money.
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question: -Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: -No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and
just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that
Pakistan would win. What do you think?
When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question: -Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: -No, its autumn and I am shedding....
You are smoking a cigarette and a woman asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
Answer: -No, it's a miracle ..........it was a chalk and
now it's in flames!!!
9 Stupid Questions With Stupid Answers 
