A hostage situation!!

In the U.S., a guy in his car is stuck in a traffic jam. Suddenly, someone comes to his car and knocks on the window.

The driver: "What's happening?"

"Well, some terrorists took George W. Bush as a hostage, and ask for a 1 million dollar ransom or they will put some gasoline on him and set him on fire."

"Oh God!"

"So, we go from car to car to collect what people can give."

"And how much do people give in the average?"

"About 5 gallons..."

where do I send my donations ??

And more importantly, when are these terrorists coming to India ??

^ rofl..whom do u want to torch here..??.


Wait wrong question..read 'how many do u want to torch here..'....??....

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Private Ryan's Signature:

*** Am calling our local CID branch ***

Two wannabe suspects are loose on FE. Lemme get some brownie points by reporting you two

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Safin's Signature:

Have Fun, Take part in debates, Read jokes, Ogle at Celebs; Just follow the Rules!

“There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.”

*time to go underground*

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Private Ryan's Signature:

brownie????

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Agnel's Signature:

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds;
and the pessimist fears this is true

There are 795 ba****** in Sansad Bhavan.

^ we'll need more than a month's supply to a city for all of them...1/10th of the supply to actually blow them up..n the remaining to make sure they dont, somehow, survive thru it...

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Private Ryan's Signature:

they used the same joke for our indian team right?

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Agnel's Signature:

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds;
and the pessimist fears this is true