 a skunk...
An old couple were traveling down the street, in a during a crazy rain storm. All of a sudden the car hits a bump and the woman screams to her husband to stop the car.
The woman gets out to check the damage and sees that her husband ran over a skunk (Skunk is a small black and white North American animal that makes a strong unpleasant smell as a defence when it is attacked). She picks up the skunk and gets back into the car telling her husband to find the nearest vet.
In the mean time the husband tells her she must keep the skunk warm and suggests she puts it between her legs.
"But what about the smell?" the woman exalts!
The husband turns to her and says, "Just put your fingers over it's nose." ---------------------------------------------- | 
