After the Honeymoon

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "so - how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language - things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed - they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama... words like:
DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK..."!

wats so horrible in that!

Amazing joke.... btw birdie, have you heard those words yet?

Lol spare her.

ROFL....Vince, be careful not to use those words

Another old one there Skylark! but good one nevertheless

Now why would i use those words?

You tell....

Why in the world would someone think that you would use those words

EDIT: just noticed....see the title of Vince's post

"Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honeymoon..."

Who is that sweet Vince ?? And who is that "honeymoon" ?

Why use it on this thread ??

OMG!! Cold is really getting into you people's head!!!! .. I can't even post a joke now without being ridiculed at!

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Hey, I didn't ridicule you. I just asked whether you were Mommy's spoilt pet or not.

Talk abt adding insult to injury