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After the Honeymoon

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 Old 27 Dec 06, 06:23 AM
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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "so - how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language - things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed - they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama... words like:
DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK..."!
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 Old 27 Dec 06, 12:04 PM
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wats so horrible in that!
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 Old 27 Dec 06, 12:13 PM
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Amazing joke.... btw birdie, have you heard those words yet?
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Originally Posted by KingKrool View Post
Amazing joke.... btw birdie, have you heard those words yet?
Lol spare her.
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ROFL....Vince, be careful not to use those words
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 Old 27 Dec 06, 06:34 PM
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Hmm1 Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honeymoon...

Another old one there Skylark! but good one nevertheless

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ROFL....Vince, be careful not to use those words
Now why would i use those words?
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 Old 27 Dec 06, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Vince View Post
Another old one there Skylark! but good one nevertheless

Now why would i use those words?
You tell....

Why in the world would someone think that you would use those words

EDIT: just noticed....see the title of Vince's post

"Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honeymoon..."

Who is that sweet Vince ?? And who is that "honeymoon" ?

Why use it on this thread ??
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 Old 28 Dec 06, 09:30 AM
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OMG!! Cold is really getting into you people's head!!!! .. I can't even post a joke now without being ridiculed at!
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Hey, I didn't ridicule you. I just asked whether you were Mommy's spoilt pet or not.
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Talk abt adding insult to injury
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