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 Old 16 Feb 07, 09:56 AM
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of its bottle?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
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 Old 19 Feb 07, 04:15 AM
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Cool buddy, heights of imagination keep it up
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 Old 19 Feb 07, 10:35 AM
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am guessing really lets see
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of its bottle?
cos you need a material of differnt chemical composition for it to form a gelling medium. thats the whole point of glue anyway

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
cos smoking companies pay them to plus they are selling them at high traffic places but doesn't mean you have to smoke them there.

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
to show your age i guess

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
show me a laughing cow, then i will comment
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safin really jobless!!!
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 Old 19 Feb 07, 02:38 PM
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lol, i apply some thought and you make ^&%&*&
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i got most of these one liners in my thread

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
anyone tried it?? cats always fall on thier feet, and when butter is applied to a toast and dropped on the ground, the side on which it is applied is the one that's always facing downwards(experienced it ) .. funny situation hehe

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
they do use real lemons (Atleast some right?) in those packed lemon juice bottles?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
and who eggjactly will pay all the money to travel in such an indestructible plane?? what's the fun in flying then...
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 Old 19 Feb 07, 07:26 PM
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what's the fun in flying then...
chicku, why don't you take a flight with a leaking gasoline tank
i mean would be quite good fun
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Let me join Safin on this

What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
Seedless watermelon seeds of course

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Because the material used to make the "indestructible black box" would be much much heavier. Moreover the thickness of the material should increase proportionately with the size of the aircraft i.e. you cant use the same thickness as the black box - a simple way to understand this is to try breaking a large stick of a certain diameter and then take a shorter stick of the same diameter and try the same. You'd be left with more "substance" than any hollow space in the plane, it would be huge, its weight would be a ton and it would take a lot of lift to take off .

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
AFAIK the only artificial ingredients in lemon juice are preservatives right?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Well they *might* have to shut down for a number of reasons - bankruptcy, state violence, etc etc .. so just in case!

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Zero degrees in Fahrenheit or Celsius? The usual method is to convert it to a value on the reference Kelvin scale; then twice as cold would be half the reference Kelvin temperature.
If its 0 deg F -> 255.37 K (kelvin) . So twice as cold would be 255.37 / 2 = ~127.68K = -229.846 F
If its 0 deg C -> 273.15 K. So twice as cold would be 273.15/ 2 = ~ 136.57K = 213.844 F

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Well we wouldnt be answering this question in that case
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