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This guy had a very attractive wife, who always wanted clothes, jewelry, etc, but he was not too well off. One day his wife came home with a diamond necklace. This guy asked: "Where did you get that? “Wife said: "I won it at bingo." The next night she came home with a mink coat. The guy asked: "Where did you get that? “Wife said: "I won it at bingo." The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz The guy asked: "Where did you get that? “Wife said: "Look!! Don't keep asking where I get my things!! Go upstairs and run my bath!! "His wife came upstairs to find a small amt. of water in the tub. The wife asked: "How come you put so little water in the tub? “Guy said: "I didn't want you to wet your bingo card"