 Blame......
I'll type this in Hindi or else the joke wont be that funny....
Pre-req for this jokes.. you should know the elephant - mouse jokes...
Ek sinh (Lion) jungle mein chal raha tha ki achanak ek chuha saamne se cricket bat lekar bhag raha tha. Sinh ne chuhe se poocha kya hua itni jaldi mein kahan jaa rahe ho. Chuhe ne sinh ko gaali dete kaha tere #$5# ki chod mere ko; abhi dikhata unko....
Thodi der se doosra chuha tennis racket leke us pehle chuhe ki tarah bhaag raha tha. Sinh ne fir isko poocha ki itne jaldi mein kahan bhaaga jaa raha hain... Isne bhi sinh ko gaali dete hue kaha Teri $%$%#% ka mujhe jaane de; dikhata saala ek ek ko.
Ab apna sinh gusse se garam ho gaya tha ki; teesra chuha bhaag raha tha haath mein hockey stick leke. Ab ki baar sinh ne isko gher ke pakad liya aur kaha ki ab ti bataye bagair yahan se jaayega nahi ki kya baat hain...
Chuha bola..Saala jungle mein hathin (female elephant) ka rape hua hain aur sala ilzaam hum par laga rahe hain !! ---------------------------------------------- | 
