Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.One
day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but
he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on
the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station,who in
turn took him to the court.
The judge gave him capital punishment.
He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in
the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room.
The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given
to him. But to everyone's amazement,
he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his
profession.
After a few months, this time, a middle aged woman tried to board the
bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.Unfortunately, the good looking
middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.
Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took
him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him
capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution
chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single
banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high
voltage current was given to him. This time also to everyone's
amazement, he survived.
A couple of months later,
an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus
conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the
elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor
was then to the court, to the same judge.
Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record
the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.
The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber
where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana
peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage
current was given to him.
This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!
Bus Conductor
The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died
instantly the third time??
think hard
common ..............
tired ???....
ok........ there is the Answer............
During the first two times,
the conductor was a Bad Conductor,
therefore electricity didn't pass through him.
But during the third time, he was a good conductor ,
so electricity passed through him freely and he died
!!!!!!!!
Ha Ha Ha ha !!!!!!!! Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter on
Electricity ???
OK, OK....Relax.....No violence please...!
Bus conductor.... :P
Re: Bus conductor.... :P
