I said to the salesgirl in back of the counter,
"I'd like a carton of cigarettes."
She said, "There are so many brands, what would you like?"
I said, "Give me a carton of Brand X, they're not doing too good." She said,
"Soft pack or the crush-proof box?"
"Soft pack."
"King size or regular?"
"King size."
"Filter tip or plain?"
"Filter tip."
"Menthol or mint?"
"Menthol."
"Is this cash or credit?"
I said, "Forget it, I broke the habit!"














































